Not Another Blonde Joke

Neither blonde...nor female!

These guys are installing the steel pillars in concrete to stop vehicles from parking on the pavement outside a Sports Bar downtown. They are now in the process of cleaning up at the end of the day and anxious to go home.


How long do you think it will be before they realize where they parked?

Is there a link that goes with the above post? I don't understand?

I tried to c&p this from an e-mail...guess it didn't work...I sent it to Fysty and asked if she'd post it for me...Sorry...I'm just not computer literate enough to master the task at hand...

I fixed the post above. It makes more sense now.

Thanks a million, J4a...I thought it was a hoot!!!

but not blonde women. I guess Mommy didn't write down exact directions for them to follow.

Estee, that is so funny!!

An elderly man in Florida had
owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the
back.

It was properly shaped for
swimming, so he fixed it up nice
with picnic tables, horseshoe courts,
and some orange, and lime trees.

One evening the old farmer
decided to go down to the pond,
as he hadn't been there for a while,
and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to
bring back some fruit. As he neared
the pond, he heard voices
shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of
young women skinny-dipping in
his pond.

He made the women aware of
his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him,
'we're not coming out until you
leave!'

The old man frowned,
'I didn't come down here to
watch you ladies swim naked or
make you get out of the pond
naked..'

Holding the bucket up he said,
'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

Some old men can still think fast.

Oh Gracie, that is so funny.

on a bitterly cold morning a husband and wife were listening to the radio during breakfast.
they heard the announcer say they were going to get 6-8 inches of snow, everyone must move their cars to the even side of the street for the snowplows to get through.
so the good wife went out and moved the car.

the next week they agian were having breakfast when the announcer said we are exspecting 10-12 inches of snow,please move your vehicle to the odd number side of the street so the plows can get through. so the good wife went out and moved the car.

a week after that agian having breakfast the announcer on the radio says we are exspecting 12-14 inches of snow please move your car to the... and then the power went out.

the good wife with a worried look on her face asked what do i do i dont know what side of the street to park on so the plows can get through.

then with the love and understanding that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied...

why dont you leave the flippin car in the garage this time.

i lmao on this one.

please enjoy.

oh by the way im a blonde.

at all of these! Thanks for sharing!

These are all so funny. I needed that!

That is good hahahahh